way. i mean, it happened, but i didn't get caught. >> growing up with roseanne as our mother was really rough at times, and sometimes it was great. >> everyone makes fun of your mom in high school, naturally, or junior high, but when your mom does, like, the national anthem and grabs her crotch and spits, school is difficult the next day. >> my mom was resourceful. like, she had to clean the linoleum in our kitchen in our tiny little house, and she was trying to keep us off the linoleum, so finally she just poured a bucketful of soapy water on the floor, and we all got in our swimsuits, and we just, like, ran across the floor like a slip and slide, and we mopped it with fun. >> check these for loose change, and then throw them on my bed. >> on the show, she was always making jokes and cracking jokes and stuff like that. >> precious, ain't they? >> but she's more sensitive in real life than on tv. >> a lot of people don't know how hard our mother worked. what she was doing was her dream, but she worked her butt off. >> hey, you guys. you guys like my cooking, right? >> of course we do! >> she's an awesome grandma.